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Do you have a Trezora attitude?

Answer "True" or "False" to the following questions:

1) You love buying and wearing the same things as everyone else.
2) Super Mega Marts are important for bringing uniformity to all our lives.
3) We should all live the ideals espoused in the Stepford Wives.
4) Conforming to the standards of beauty presented in magazine, TV, movies, etc. is emotionally healthy.
5) I am thankful our government has seen fit to stop wasting money on art programs in our schools.
6) I�m most happy when empty white walls surround me.
7) Generally speaking, color is too distracting though I can see that it plays an important role in traffic control signals.
8) I am anxiously waiting for Musac to be available on a radio station in my town. Thank goodness they have the good taste to play it at the Super Mega Mart!
9) I don�t like surprises because they are too unexpected.
10) Passion, sensuality, joy, spunk, style, and fun are best left for people who have time for that kind of frivolity!

If you answered "True" to any one of those questions, call us immediately. We will need to schedule further testing before determining if you have a Trezora attitude. Our discussion will need to be intense and we may need to discuss childhood issues, but there is hope.

If you answered "True" to two questions, it is best not to talk to a couple of artists. This attitude will require immediate professional services. We recommend at least 2 weeks of pampering and total relaxation at the finest, most expensive spa you can find. Don�t argue! Move! Now! This is important!

We dare not ask if you answered "True" to 3 or more questions. If you did, you are beyond help and there is no hope for you. You do not have a Trezora attitude and we will keep your name in a special database for when we are asked for casting call recommendations for the perfect Stepford wife.

Did you answer "False" to all those scary questions? Good for you, you have a Trezora attitude and we may need your help helping some people who shall remain nameless. By passing this difficult test, you are now qualified to shop the finest glass art jewelry site on the web. We can now be assured that you will find that perfect piece of jewelry to make you happy and accentuate your unique sense of style. In fact, you are just the type of person that will want to buy the perfect gift for a deserving friend or family member. By the way, don�t forget the gift of fine art glass jewelry can make a big impact on those less fortunate than you who answered "True" to some of the questions above. You must sign up for the Trezora glass jewelry mailing list to receive exclusive offers, hot promotions and much, much more! Click here. Your privacy is always guaranteed and your help desperately needed.

Enjoy life, share our passion for glass but most important of all, reflect your inner fire!

Crystal and Mendy Ouzillou